{"product_id":"sorry-for-having-great-tits-card","title":"Sorry for Having Great Tits - Card","description":"\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"yug0nb\" data-start=\"124\" data-end=\"193\"\u003e🖤 Muggly Greeting Cards – Not Your Average Card… Not Even Close.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"195\" data-end=\"360\"\u003eSay goodbye to boring, mass-produced nonsense and hello to cards with actual personality.\u003cbr data-start=\"284\" data-end=\"287\"\u003eThese aren’t just greetings… they’re \u003cem data-start=\"324\" data-end=\"357\"\u003elittle paper grenades of humour\u003c\/em\u003e 💣\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"362\" data-end=\"460\"\u003eWhether you’re celebrating, insulting (lovingly), or just stirring the pot — Muggly cards deliver.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"462\" data-end=\"465\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"tiy0rw\" data-start=\"467\" data-end=\"494\"\u003e✨ Why You’ll Love Them:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1s9pxf7\" data-start=\"496\" data-end=\"603\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"524\"\u003ePremium 300gsm A6 Card\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"524\" data-end=\"527\"\u003eThick, sturdy, and feels as good as it looks. None of that flimsy rubbish.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"lapno6\" data-start=\"605\" data-end=\"722\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"607\" data-end=\"636\"\u003eCrisp, High-Quality Print\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"636\" data-end=\"639\"\u003eSharp, vibrant designs that actually pop — no fading, no blur, no disappointment.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1hd8qzq\" data-start=\"724\" data-end=\"840\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"726\" data-end=\"742\"\u003eBlank Inside\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"742\" data-end=\"745\"\u003ePlenty of space for your own heartfelt message… or something wildly inappropriate. Your call.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1c5vetl\" data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"938\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"844\" data-end=\"875\"\u003e120gsm Peel \u0026amp; Seal Envelope\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"878\"\u003eProper quality, no licking required. Civilised chaos only.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-section-id=\"1vweqix\" data-start=\"940\" data-end=\"1061\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong data-start=\"942\" data-end=\"965\"\u003eIndividually Packed\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"965\" data-end=\"968\"\u003eEach card comes with envelope in a protective \u003cstrong data-start=\"1016\" data-end=\"1029\"\u003ecello bag\u003c\/strong\u003e — clean, crisp, and gift-ready.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1063\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"rn5t9j\" data-start=\"1068\" data-end=\"1087\"\u003e🎯 Perfect For:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1088\" data-end=\"1226\"\u003eBirthdays, celebrations, passive-aggressive friendships, inappropriate humour lovers, and anyone who deserves something \u003cem data-start=\"1208\" data-end=\"1225\"\u003ea bit different\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1228\" data-end=\"1231\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"z44nbl\" data-start=\"1233\" data-end=\"1284\"\u003e🚚 Free Delivery (Because we’re nice like that)\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1285\" data-end=\"1335\"\u003eNo hidden nonsense — what you see is what you pay.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1337\" data-end=\"1340\"\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-section-id=\"12v9ld\" data-start=\"1342\" data-end=\"1373\"\u003e🔞 Warning: Not HR Approved\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1374\" data-end=\"1486\"\u003eIf you’re easily offended… this probably isn’t your card.\u003cbr data-start=\"1431\" data-end=\"1434\"\u003eIf you’re not? You’ve just found your new favourite.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Muggly","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52800458031432,"sku":null,"price":3.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0877\/4654\/3944\/files\/Untitleddesign-2026-03-30T143641.080.png?v=1774880539","url":"https:\/\/muggly.co.uk\/products\/sorry-for-having-great-tits-card","provider":"Muggly","version":"1.0","type":"link"}