🔑 Wooden Laser-Engraved Keyring – 3×5 cm | For People Whose Keys Deserve Better!
Let’s be honest: your keys are tired of being plain, neglected, and shoved into the abyss of your bag. Give them the upgrade they’ve been silently judging you for with this laser-engraved wooden keyring. It’s cute, it’s clever, and it makes you look like someone who has their life almost together.
Features your keys will thank you for (if they could talk):
3×5 cm of wooden brilliance — small, but full of attitude
Laser engraving so sharp it could cut your excuses
Sturdy metal split ring that won’t abandon you like your last phone charger
A growing list of slogans — because commitment is hard, but adding new designs isn’t
Free delivery — the only thing in life that’s truly free (besides unsolicited opinions)
Perfect for gifting, hoarding, or subtly reminding people that you’re hilarious or sometimes cute 🥰Â
