I Throw Darts - Mug

I Throw Darts Because Throwing People Is Frowned Upon

11oz Darts Mug | Dishwasher & Microwave Safe

Some people do yoga to relax. Others count to ten. You? You throw darts—because apparently throwing people “isn’t appropriate” and “raises concerns.” Fine.

This mug is perfect for those peaceful moments before league night, after a questionable checkout, or while mentally aiming darts at everyone who said “just go for bull.”

Features:

• Dark humour slogan for players with excellent aim and questionable patience

• 11oz capacity for tea, coffee, or whatever keeps you out of trouble

• Dishwasher safe (anger washes right off)

• Microwave safe (unlike your temper after a bounce-out)

Ideal for dart players, pub regulars, and anyone who’s discovered that darts are cheaper than therapy—and far more socially acceptable than throwing people. 🎯