The Early Bird Can Fuck Off - Mug

For the night owls, the snooze button champions, and anyone who believes mornings are a personal attack — this mug says what you’re too tired to. ☕😴

Featuring the bluntly honest phrase “The Early Bird Can Fuck Off”, this 11oz ceramic mug is your perfect companion for grumpy mornings, late starts, and those first sips of survival juice.

Dishwasher and microwave safe (because effort before 10am is overrated) and always delivered free — no early wake-up required.

Ideal for caffeine addicts, anti-morning warriors, or that friend who’s definitely not catching any worms. 🐦💤